Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Here's something that I feel all ladies should take note of. Please read this or send it to females that you know. This is a real confession of a rapist.

This is important information for females of ALL ages . Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female / girl friends and associates.

When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along.

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts :

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle . They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.

5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots . Number two is office parking lots/garages . Number three is public restrooms.

6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming

9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas , or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.

11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back . Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER Spray and holding it out will be a deterrent.

13) If someone grabs you , you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD . One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.

Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.

14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN . I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.

15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible . The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings , take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!

You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble

Many of us have definitely been asked at least a dozen times the types of languages we speak, and we seldom realize that we speak more languages than we think are capable of...here's where Manglish comes in.

The true Malaysian English, at its best. Where loads of cynism and 'rojak' english are evident. If you speak Manglish, you will know that it is NOT English. It's way more complicated than that.

As proof, Manglish has more words than English. A classic example, 'lah'. Why lah? Dowan lah!

This is dedicated to non-Malaysians and non- Singaporeans...in case you dont understand what a Manglish speaker is tryn to get thru, here's what we mean;

What we say:
Why are you so boring?
Why you so boring?

What we mean:
Why are you so bored?


What we say:
I am interesting.
I got interest lah.

What we mean:
I am interested.


What we say:
I will send you to the airport.

What we mean:
I will take you to the airport.


What we say:
Follow me!
(and walks to his own car)

What we mean:
Follow me in your own car.


What we say:
I follow your car.

What we mean:
I will follow (go with) you in your car.


What we say:
You are so sensitive.

What we mean:
You take offense too easily.



What we say:
You so thick skin one.

What we mean:
You are so insensitive.


What we say:
You so glamour tonight.

What we mean:
You are so glamorous tonight.


What we say:
Just now.

What we mean:
Awhile ago


What we say:
This is my rubber.

What we mean:
This is my eraser.


What we say:
I am very black.

What we mean:
I have a dark skin tone.


What we say:
This business can run.
This business can do.

What we mean:
This business is viable.


What we say:
Cannot talk anymore-lah!

What we mean:
Cannot bargain anymore (lah).


What we say:
Let's meet at the 'longe'.

What we mean:
Let's meet at the lounge (not launch).


What we say:
The lolly cannot run.

What we mean:
The lorry/truck has broken down.


What we say:
My tyres no flower.

What we mean:
My tyres are bald.


What we say:
Please 'go-stun' your car.

What we mean:
Please reverse your car.


What we say:
My house got many lizards.

What we mean:
My house has many ghekkos.


What we say:
Why you so like that?

What we mean:
Why do you behave so unpredictably?


What we say:
Q: Whose one is this?

What we mean:
A: My one.


What we say:
Q: Whose is this?

What we mean:
A: Mine.


What we say:
My job is to run outstation.

What we mean:
My job requires me to go out of town.

I've just discover that this is actually the most effective way to clean your glass walls and doors. I just can't explain it. You'll have to watch it yourself:

New RM 50 note is coming out soon. It's very different from the previous version. It's printed on the preferred plastic + paper hybrid as you can see with the other smaller notes that has been printed such as the RM5 note.

I have not own a car yet. It's definitely in my plan next year. I need a car for my job. Well, in Singapore, it's pretty normal that most people do not have their own garage because people here lives mostly in condominiums and flats. Only those who can afford they own landed house might have a garage.

My dad has a garage. It was pretty messy. My dad decided to make a garage cabinets for his garage after my mum complains for weeks! After getting the carpenters to measure and make the cabinet, my dad's garage looks much neater and organized. Everything is place properly with tags so that my dad wouldn't forget where he took the gadgets.

The garage cabinet definitely has make life easier for my dad as he doesn't have to hear my mum's nagging anymore about the garage.