Gals are smart nowadays...

These few days quite bz ler. Don't have much time to write my stuff. Just now check email and read this. It's very true and I experienced this before last time.

Check this out:

guys.. dun use so much sh*it ways to hang up the
gals call ar.. or else.. this might happen to u..

it's midnight.. ah kong and ah lui talking on phone..
ah kong wanna sleep leh.. but the gf..geng!

+ sei loh.. abit sleepy tim.. (everyday's word)
+ u wanna sleep d ar?? (again?)
+ nolah.. what could be more important than u..
i no talk to u whole day liao.. but feels like ages..
miss u so much.. i love u (get some nice words
from chicken soup book)
+ (happie).. lie lah.. ok lah.. sleepy tell me ok..
+ okok! we chat a while more ok..
+ ok!
+ aiyah.. very sh*it la.. ah beng ajak me go
play basketball tomoro 5am woh.. (think of the
earliest n most reasonable time).. so early..
duno can wake up or not tim..
+ dun go loh then..(yesterday football, today
basketball, tomoro sure baseball one lah)
+ (smack on the head.. sei lor.. y today
different phrase geh..).. cannot.. not shud go or
not.. i scared tomoro no tenaga play ar.. need enuf
sleep ma..
+ then r.. sleep earli loh..(merajuking)
+ then u how r??
+ dun worry bout me.. u sleep la DARLING..
ok! goodnight..(talking vv sweet)
+ goodnight(blessing)(my dream came
true..now i can sleep peacefully)

B4 ah kong can hang up.. he heard ah lui say. .

+ I shall call ah joe to chit chat..(gals aso
quite smart leh) (ah joe is ah kong greatest
enemy..also like ah lui one)
+ (wat the F%^%$) for wut?
+ nothing la.. i boring ma.. u sleep so i call
him chit chat loh.. so long no call him liao.. siu siu
MISS HIM tim..(wahahahah)
+ (tiu, ham ka ling, cebai, farker) actually i
not that sleepy aso..
+ har?? not sleepy?? tomoro u got
basketball game with ah beng woh..(acting
innocent)
+ (sounds abit angry)not important.. i chat
wit u.. u no nid call that F MOTHER!
+ ooo.. ok loh then.. we chat sin loh.. what
wanna talk about?
+ [eyes going to close] anyting.. u like..
+ oh.. yesterday i go sunway pyramid.. i buy
this padini skirt.. a green color shirt n bla bla
bla den i got mid valley buy.... bla bla.. then i go
KLCC buy... bla bla.... offer ar..RM 300 plus oni..
(600 words)
+ what! pasar malam aso got lah.. buy 1
free 5 ar..[eyes closing]
+ cheh! AH JOE say pasar malam one not
good ar.. the quality cloth tak baik..(i noe u
closing eyes d)
+ (ah joe again.. dun let me c him).. aiyah..
then u like loh..
+ then AH JOE say i wear the padini skirt
very beautiful woh..(wahaha)
+ (fully awake in great shock) WHEN HE C
U?
+ just now loh.. in lot 10..
+ (ah diu.. get the fark outha here) y u go
with him one??
+ u aso duwan go with me.. yday u sleep..
AH JOE call me.. ajak me chut kai kai ma..
+ (feeling positionless in her heart).. i
LOVE U..
+ thank you.. i sleepy loh..goodnight lah
+ (happie but angry n moodless) ooo.. ok
la.. goodnite..

B4 CAN HANG UP..

+ i'll always love u..
*toot toot toot toot* (ah lui hang up phone...)
+ (diu.. idiotic ah joe.. tomoro smack u with
the basket ball)

Ah Lui sleep happily.. Being so evil.. Ah Kong
kenot sleep.. thinking the gf will be dirampas
Ah Joe anytime.. not in peace.. aihz!

wahahhahahaha u c GAL so smart...!