10 ways to know you have matured

You know you are getting marvellously mature when:

1) Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

2) Happy hour is a nap.

3) You're on holliday and your energy runs out before your money.

4) You say something to your kids that you hated your mother saying.

5) The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

6) It takes twice as long to look half as good.

7) Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

8) You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

9) You woke up very early in the morning for an appointment with someone only to realize the meeting is two days later.

10)You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.