I this morning I read something funny on the newspaper. Here there are:

TWO guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by. She turned around and said indignantly: "What are you looking at?"

The second guy pointed to his friend and said: "He thought you were good-looking. But he was mistaken."


A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband: "Honey, has anyone ever old you how handsome, sexy and irressistible to woman you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied: "No, dear, they haven't."

At that point she yelled: "The what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"


Have a laugh and hope you had a great day.

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